The last thing I remeber was convincing you to hide in the fridge, and then taking everything out and you not fitting.
What kind of soap washes out shame, bad decisions, and whiskey?
Irish Spring?
we need to get ahold of those "sexting" teens on tyra. HAWT!
wasnt one 13?
This just in: Jon Gosselin's address-The Alexandra. I bet if we showed up he'd date us.
Do brothers usually kiss their sisters?
sorry we overslept. have a good day at work. p.s. thanks for making it feel like my vagina got hit by a train.
It got awkward when the girl working at planned parenthood continued to hit on me, after she knew about my STDs.
You disinfected one of his friends, buttered the jeans of the other one. And you poured every liquid you could reach on the floor, including cooking oil and green tea. It wasnt a great first impression
Well let's just say that she ended up trying to get it in with the wheelchair guy, who btw, can get an erection and quickly I might add
He just asked me to pee through my panties while he watched. I might need more tequila for this one.
Bring the cards this coming weekend. If I'm not here I died skydiving Friday
Drinking vodka straight from my water bottle because of the debate. I just need to forget.
Yea, she's 42 I'm 23. Girls our age are terrible. All they need is a divorce and a bottle of wine
You're supposed to discourage my sluttiness not bring me hot Colombian men
He pulled out the guitar, sat in tub, and took requests while she puked her brains out in the toilet. I think he loves her.
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