the #6 from wendy's when stoned is definitely better than sex. i dont care what anyone says.
Instead of peeing my cute lil blue panties I peed in the train parking lot in front of an asian.
dude i feel like shit
well u did eat a lot of play-doh
my boobs just fell out on the dance floor. my wedding is totally beating your wedding
I hijacked a bellboy cart and rolled into the party dancing on it
in my defence, i did try to get you to put your shirt back on, then you screamed at me to stop telling you what to do
after last night my drinking related hospital bracelet collection is up to 13
You said your face felt like it was made out out of boxes and kept asking me to give you a bath.
There's a Russian guy here. In the bar. Drinking vodka. Wearing a trench coat and a hat and a mustache. Idk where the confusion is.
It was relaxing until your penis crawled in my ear.
He's beautiful. His facial hair makes me wanna cum in it
Ew, no. But yeah I feel the same
Just heard him in the middle stall. Sounded like someone emptied a toolbox into the toilet.
I'm not trying to analyze you I'm just saying you are being unfair to soup
my hair smells like a mixture of fireworks and rotten eggs with a hint of shame. it's so strong it's keeping me awake.
I knew it was all downhill from there when the straight vodka I was drinking tasted like water.
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