I am going to be in the room whjen you have your first child and spit on its face before its even all the way out of you.
dude, i think i am in a porno. I was working out at the hotel gym and some chick was doing yoga and a guy comes up and says "good, now i know your flexible" then they started making out. WTF?
Get dressed up for her? please, I could shit my pants and she would still blow me
you got so mad from losing a game of beerpong that you went into another room by yourself and practiced for an hour and a half.
no really all good couples have similar hair colors!
yo everyone went to the hospital last night
yea im pretty sure it has something do with my love of forearms...
FULL ON LADY WOOD. YOU CAN SEE THE VEIN
Please explain why there is a video of you peeing in the Taco Bell bathroom on my phone? Also why did you wink at the end?
Half way through sex he whispered in my ear, " your the second best I've ever had" then proceeded to tell me to sit on his face.
His last name was woodcox? That just screams I've got a great penis
I'm not saying I love you. I never said I love you. I said that if earth blew up like Krypton you'd be the only person I would like to have inside me when our bodies burn up in a fiery inferno
I'm sitting naked on my bathroom floor and it remind me of us.
That's my way of saying I miss you
Stranded. In bathroom stall. No toilet paper. I repeat NO TOILET PAPER! Assistance needed asap. GO! GO! GO!
he told me I was hypnotizing him with my mouth so I guess I do give good head
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