So you maybe wanna hang out again? I could use the $5
Whatever I can do to help stimulate the economy
My balls are about to become a huge part of your mouth's life
I just puked while everyone was releasing balloons. Im to hungover for this memoial service. Rest in peace great gramps.
My family just legit passed around a fifth of Maker's Mark. Also, this is sort of a Thanksgiving tradition. Also, Maker's Mark is really good.
Omg. I bid $3000 on a cave in Afghanistan on EBay last night.
she could've warned me his penis was curved
ya i dont think she expected you to get with her boyfriend.
I got rejected. By another girl. At a red light. In front of seven shirtless cyclists in the middle of the night. How is that normal?!?
Excuse me but the alley way I wanted to fuck in happens to be a very nice clean area.
I would have gladly let him decapitate me with the way he was biting on my neck.
they had to take the Corona's out of the fish tank because they wouldn't fit with the mini replica of the roman coliseum in there. so we drank the Corona's. does beer have an expiry date?
Thanks for setting a pic of your balls as my desktop background. You'll find you're cc'ed on the mass email of it.
We grabbed as many adult diapers as we could and made a run for it.
I got caught throwing up in my daughters princess potty... On the bright side it played a rewarding tune afterwards.
How was the tequila? Are you making bad decisions yet?
I don't know what it is about this quarantine, but I have never written this much smutty fanfic in my life and I am loving it!
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