hahah your definitly as dumb as I think I thought you are. boom roasted.
My favorite part about you getting arrested is having to explain the prosthetic leg in the front seat.
I have a spoon shaped bruise on my ass...
I was afraid that she would smell her boyfriend's penis on my breath while we were talking.
i love all of you. Physical. Emotional. Mental. All of it. When we speak i feel like a feather or a dragon depending on the conversation ...
Sometimes I look at the people in school that are obviously very diligent and on top of their studies, and then I wonder why they don't smoke weed.
Someday you'll be stoned enough to create a one-person step team and then you'll understand
Did you get any last night. I need to track my forever aloneness
So I'm drunk playing pool in a bar with a guy I arrested last week for a DUI...if he recognizes me, shit's gonna get real.
i ordered a pipe on amazon, and under recommended items, it gave me a top hat. it knows me better than my parents.
I can't believe I forgot to wish you a happy 13 week-iversary of the time you raw-dogged a rando. Only two days late, so it still counts. And since your 14 weeks is coming up, you should know that at 14 weeks your baby can squint, frown, grimace, pee, and possibly suck his/her/their/zir thumb!
I realize my mistake but don't you dare school me in cock, young man
My fuck buddy just proposed... Correct me if I'm wrong, but doesn't that completely defeat the purpose of FRIENDS with benefits?
Now you can be friends with Insurance Benefits.
He doesn't have much of a personality but he makes up for it with his sexual prowess
keeper.
It was beautiful and filled the audience with hope for the future. :3 I wish I could speak more but sleep werk nighty
I asked how you were doing?
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