There is something just so refreshing and wonderful about an uninterrupted morning poop in the office.
this guy jus got head in a gas station bathroom from this fat chick with one leg
gross dude. was the guy blacked out drunk or something?
yeah and it only cost me 6 dollars
it must be christmas time, i've got a hankering to give a virgin a baby....
Stripper fight on main stage. It just happened. And it was glorious.
Next guy we share better have a little more dignity than that
Say something like you want him to fuck you behind a McDonald's. Guys secretly love weird shit like that.
Haha I haven't even had my interview yet and I'm already trying to fuck my way to the top. 'Merica.
I creeped him on fb. I'm about 90% sure I just blew him in the same tux he wore for his wedding..
I'm more than my video games and dildo collection
...and if you can get the necessary ingredients to make the Buffalo Chicken Melt, I will latch forever at your Teat of Justice.
Sorry I crashed a riding mower into your garage door. No hard feelings??
Woke up, bank account is empty. Sock is still full of blood. Nothing in my pockets but a wireless mic and jenga pieces.
Your aunt just offered to blow me for a ride home....how did you end up such a prude?
God damn. You sleep with one 40 year old married dude and suddenly you have “daddy issues”. Fuck all of you.
I was legit late to work one day Bc it took me so long to get a good nude
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