Only mom could turn an abortion day into a shopping day
there's a picture of him beating off in the library with a cowboy hat. please steer clear of this one if you ever want to be respected.
I just got a booty call..Its 6 pm..a brave attempt to climb the rotation ladder..I like his ambition.
I think I've reached that age where I should start dating "congrats" and not "are you keeping it?"
At this point I just want to meet a man with a job.
I'm more concerned with the fact that he was UNconcerned that live poultry could peck him in the nutsack @ any moment of sex
He could have been a one armed faceless howler monkey. I was so slammered that I didn't care what I was having sex with or if whatever it was... was doing it right.
Then you shook your fists at the sky and explained to us that losing a sneeze is like losing an orgasm
I've had balls on my face twice in last 48 hours and I STILL haven't got laid!
She looks well worn, presumably from a cavalcade of penis.
I'm not saying I would have to be high to sleep with him. I'm just saying it would probably help.
I might volunteer to give breath samples on the 17th where I would be required to get drunk and then give samples! THE POLICE WOULD PAY ME AND PROVIDE THE ALCOHOL!
I'm on A4A looking at dick pics while the CEO is on the phone trying to convince me not to leave the company
Don't trim your pubes if you've been drinking. I can't believe I have to tell you more than once.
I feel like a weird modern Betty Crocker. I'm icing a cake and looking at gay porn, if that's not an accurate portrayal of the 21st century idk what is.
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