Chicken burrito, or no deal.
Is that code for my vagina?
Who the fuck has ever referred to a vagina as a chicken burrito
I told her I was horny and she said to forget it because she has vagina drama.
WHAT IN THE HELL IS VAGINA DRAMA?!
You had already cockblocked me. The cops were just an assist.
Yeah well my vagina has expectations too but they don't get met all the time.
I just feel like I should give it a rest. I'm too old to be drinking bottles of grey goose and falling into koi ponds.
I hate that he uses me for something other than sex. What does he think I am? His girlfriend? Ha.
HE IS COURTING ME WITH CHINESE FOOD AND IT IS WORKING.
first time i ever mailed panties back to a fuck buddy. what better of a way to say its over
just found out that she named her cat after me.
I think I'm crying more because after all these years he never learned to spell you or use a comma properly from me
It's like everything I need in life within a five block radius: booze, toilets, dogs, dicks.
You kidnapped her dog. I don't care that you and the dog are epic bros, that's just not cool. Return him.
Then again I went over his house after not hanging out since kindergarten and tried to fuck him so maybe I'm partially to blame here
i wish i could say that was the first 40 year old woman from the circus I nailed
Sorry. I was preoccupied thinking about penises
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