My sheets at my parents place are clean. No braveheart but I can paint myself, yell "freedom", and sword fight you with my cock. So come over.
Megan Fox is the only woman I would let pee on me.
I'm similar. She's the only woman I'd ask to pee on me.
Ok yeah you're right. I'd ASK Megan Fox to pee on me. I'd ALLOW Erin Andrews to pee on me if she asked.
so i was pissing and the phone rang but i forgot i was pissing so i just ran to answer the phone. it was too late when i realized
Someone just uploaded pictures on facebook of you making out with random girls. I'm telling you because I'm assuming you don't remember anything, but the 236 pictures in the album should give you a good clue.
don't you miss freshman year when you could get away with "but i've never given a bj before..."
friends don't put videos of other friends on youtube puking on their professor on the first day
Well, I'm at the grocery store wondering whether I exist or not.
I'm smoking a bowl and pondering why we haven't discovered teleportation again.
it's just not right when you're boyfriend has a nicer ass than you do.
I mean I'm screaming I love the gays in the middle of Bart so yeah
He texted his hospitalized grandma while inside me, so really a perfect gentleman.
How'd things go with that guy last night?
He threw up in the consol in my car then started crying about his ex girlfriend.
With a word you would own me. At your command I would walk to your house completely naked.
I had to pee so bad that I snuck into the bathroom while they were in the shower. At her request, he was massaging her boobs so they could grow faster. Also there was a laser light machine.
I didn't have any choice but to cuddle you. Your hair was stuck on my nipple piercing.
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