Should I hook up with a slut its your call
Yes. Wrap it. If you dont have a condom do it anyway. YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE.
...seriously? chocolate pudding? motorboating? No one has even done that to ME and i am 69 times the whore you are
just found out there is no tactful way to ask your girlfriend to wax her stache. no matter what a google search would have you believe.
He threw up over the balcony and blamed it on an invisible garden gnome.
I'm at the airport and there's a guy wearing all camoflash to go hunting .. Should I bump in to him and say woahh sorry didn't see you there?
I feel like I would bang a guy with a dick piercing just to say I have...like climbing a huge mountain or somethig
Thank you for holding my bra last night while i did a topless lap around the house
I never want to hear the words 'my therapist says . . . ' while naked again.
Minus the pink eye. Do I look fuckable tonight?
Katie told the cabby "when the boat docks I'm getting off with you"
She's dressed as a slutty goth schoolgirl. Those are my three favorite things. God himself could not give me whiskey dick.
After he came, I wiped my mouth on my baby blanket. I could feel nana rolling over in her grave.
Omg have I shown you my skeezy ex fiancée?
The other one.
I still don't like him. I'm also filled with alcohol, so I'll revisit the statement in the morning.
If it makes you feel any better they literally are drinking alcohol out of a toilet. They are serving drinks out of a nasty ass toilet...!
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