If you borrow your friends real doll, should you wear a condom?
I either date the nice guys or the assholes. There isn't any in between.
You need to find a taint.
BLOW JOB GIRL IS IN WALMART
Some people actually refer to her as Kaitlyn you know.
my roommate just said, "don't look at it, just put it iin your mouth"
Did you spray paint that captain morgan fifth that's in the freezer gold?
Just had to pull out another loan to pay for that public drunkenness citation. I am so ready to graduate.
Walk back down Church toward Mass Ave. Take a right and head for the guy in a kilt on top of the really tall unicycle. C u soon!
My mom was looking at curtains for me and sent pictures and I had to be like "not the Disney princess pink and purple, more like an acid trip"
A kid in my class today just asked if we have class on the 17th, then announced that he couldn't go anyways because it was the day after his 21 and he was going to be too hungover
Theres a point where you stop and say hey....as high as I am on LSD right now ...I`m just a man covered in paint
I don't think "growing medical marijuana" is Quite what my Grandfather had in mind when he thought me about gardening as a child
They are like the regular squirrels and we are flying squirrels
I just Spray tanned myself while high as fuck its either going to look like a work of art or terrible graffiti
If you think that liquor is the way to shower sex then you're right.
i just remembered i drunk watched the brave little toaster last night
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