Hey you
You're the only one I'll text back during sex. what's up?
So I hogged the stall at Denny's for so long that a little kid shit his pants and ran crying to his mother. Am I a terrible person for this being the proudest moment of my life?
i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
okay, this is the fifth time he asked if it was in yet. maybe i shouldn't have dated a blind guy.
yeah. then i thought it would be a good idea to show them how hairy my armpits were, so they'd be distracted from the bush in my pants. EPIC FAIL.
some girl that im facebook friends with has H1N1, im scared to even go to her facebook page
i cant do it anymore.. every time this girl orgasms she sounds like a motorcycle
So help me Jesus we're never drinking together again. But weekends don't count. Amen.
I just met his other fuck buddy...I am thinking of befriending her just to fuck with him...manuplating my roommates into hating each other is boring me i need something else to do
I looked up while we were having sex to see him covering my pillow pet's eyes with his free hand. I think I'm in love
I have green food coloring in my hair and just got a text from "Guy in the Yard"...so this morning is going just as you might imagine.
This guy smells like mr Rogers puppets and I don't know how to deal with it
I'm convinced he's the patron saint of oral sex
If you saw or spoke to me yesterday can you message me. Trying to make a timeline of the day I was too drunk to remember
I keep finding granola in my bed. This is what I get for sleeping with a guy from Oregon.
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