Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
Remind them to make the "above the influence" commercial about us fallin off a ferris wheel
Going to pass out with da shoes on. hugging wallstreet journal from tuesday. please check me for liveliness in the morning.
At the end of the white elephant exchange, our professor had a big black dildo around her neck and I won a full body dinosaur suit. I could die tomorrow with no regrets.
Some daaay... Bet your bottom dollar that some daaay you'll do that mollyyyy
I felt really bad for not letting her go in, it was like we were dangling lesbians in front of her
What if there is no right person? Maybe it's just the right cat. Or the right 12 cats.
I just ate cottage cheese and went to the gym at 6 this morning...the things i'll do because I might get naked in front of a new boy
My eczema on my back is flaring up so he rubbed coconut oil on it while we were boning down. If that's not a picture of 8 years married I dunno what is.
We had sex and then I offered him a cookie...while he was still inside of me. Basically he's in love
Today is a shit your pants at work kinda day
I tried to help you up but you said "let me dance it off"
So now I'm just going to brush my teeth, get high, and go to sleep. Like an adult
oh i see... well this is a positive first step in you courting him for sex.
I feel like i'm being yelled at when you type in all caps.Did you just have bad sex?
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