we put on a show in the hot tub for our boyfriends, then climbed out and both got down on our hands and knees and puked at the same time--still naked.
just opened a can of spagetti o's with a butter knife. the things u will do for food when ur stoned.
he told me that if i wanted to smoke he could make a piece out of my shoe. were keeking this kid around
No way. Our relationship is based solely on texting and sex. A phone call would be too much at this point.
That just sounds like a recipe for sex in my backyard. Yes.
I hope my tampon is in his bed. That'll teach him. Happy new years btw
Yes. Be the home wrecker you've always dreamed of being.
You finished the fifth and then hid two dozen eggs around your apartment and declare that you would "quest for Jesus". Have fun questing today.
I am the only person I know ever to have been brought TO the bar in the back of a cop a car. Twice.
Call it slutty but I take pride in being a first round draft pick booty call. And I know I was first cause he texted me at 1030a
he asked me where I was going to school, and then we started having sex, and I answered his question forty five minutes later after we were done. It was the chilliest thing ever.
Long story short if you're going to get drunk on a sailboat at night leave your phone in the car.
We are gonna have a bake sale and the preceded will go towards the abortion
Whose panties are you wearing on your head and why are you sending me pics of it?
I'm pretty sure I smell like alcoholism and shame. And it's not a pretty scent.
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