dude ... she has a full length mirror in her shower, don't even tell me shes not dtf
I think i just got paid for sex with a hot pocket... and i accepted
Its like I was sleeping with a kid. His gum fell into my hair while sleeping and he just wanted to cuddle.
long story short: there's a file in the master file cabinet labeled "lube".
Then you screamed "fuck her like shes not your sister tonight" at the people walking down the road.
I know. They started calling me The Incident. The hotel maids, that is.
All I remember is doing a naked tuck and roll of your bed.
What do you wear to apply at a strip club?
Maybe I'm a robot.
You can't be that drunk already
I didn't talk to any girls wearing masks because I wanted to avoid making the big mistake of making out with my sister.
He spelled Steven with "ph", needless to say my nose was almost bleeding from the amount of axe he was wearing.
Why does my therapist keep calling when I jerk off?
I have just found the cubicle of sustenance. And I will rejoice at all the families that have not found this magic. This vodka cubicle of magic.
Was that before, or after strip tac toe.....
They should invent shampoo and conditioner for sex hair. I would buy all the travel size ones.
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