Wow senior week shows you new things about yourself
Is this the I'm gay speech?
Her sister's ass was worth my getting thrown out of the house.
I have now ridden the bus with a ninja, a samurai and Jesus. Who says the bus is for losers.
He burnt a smiley face into the screen with a cigarette, peed in my tub and then tried to take off his pants. tried...
I think I used your jacking off shit when I showered. I couldn't see shit, it was all oily. Fuck power outages
think they'd let him outta jail for my wedding? we could have him back by like midnight....
We didn't even make it to the door before they came out saying we weren't allowed in because of last time..
She said we could only have sex if she got to keep her fake moustache on during
There's a stoned dwarf chilling in the basement here. Maybe there are redeemable qualities about this place.
It's a pretty amazing thing to watch... He used "Rad tits" as his pick up line of the night. And it worked... 3 times
If you're wearing dry underwear your day is already better than mine.
I'm at a bar. It's body paint Wednesday. All of the waitresses are topless. Help me
I came on her face and asked if she wanted fries with that. Currently driving to McDonald's.
There's no sexy way to moan the name Ernest. Or Ernie. This relationship is fucked
sex on acid sucks though, i want to connect with the universe not your dick.
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