this girl just gave me her phone number and 5 mins later right in front of me she is giving her number to another dude
call her and ask her what she thinks she's doing
Is it weird that I have contacts who i've classified as DO NOT ANSWER?
Lol no its called college
At a pool hall. Dudes walkin around with fuzzy handcuffs cuffed to his belt. The douche bag level grows higher still
Lesbian sex in an alleyway drunk.
I tried to lock you in the bathroom stall because you were too drunk. But you escaped from underneath, I gave up
He thought my hair would soak it up. I HAD TO CUT IT OFF.
Just at the gym drinking. We call it treadmillcolada
I moved out... There's nothing left but his childhood trophies...
You should make him a new one, you know like "you suck at relationships but thanks for trying participation award"
My vagina has a heartbeat. That means I'm in love, right?
He finger blasted me like an angel dude
I had sex with a boy who lives in a closet, that's like having sex with Harry Potter, right?
I fucked the midget version of a backstreet boy and I am not mad about it
I mean we all knew i was gonna get arrested eventually but shoplifting is lame so dont tell anyone. Well just let them assume public nudity or something
I am NOT losing my v-card to a guy who doesn't know my ass from my elbow.
Last night we proved the theory that "harder" is the worst rough sex safe-word ever.
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