i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
You were right. It hurts to walk today.
remind me not buy ky at kmart ever again. Had to get a manager to open the locked case. then he stood there and watched me look through the selection
I hate that ur telling me this.
She was asian and in a relationship... my two weaknesses
I keep forgetting that I only have two nostrils.
no, that was the night I slathered your dick in the icing from my birthday cake
You know how hard it is to drive a dirtbike down a road with 2 plants of weed on your lap. Fucking hard
Just smokin in the creek with some deer, they like the smoke, I know.
She gave you a handy in the bar and you were surprised she was good with a dick?
Hahah good point
I danced with a french guy who licked the sweat off my neck and poured a drink on me. Not gonna lie, that shit was refreshing
Does your balding hurt less when a 19 year old holds your hand?
I was fingering her and they busted into my room demanding to know who the best running back was, before I could say anything she moaned and said "Barry Sanders"
we didn't have sex though. because i have the will power of an ox.
Bro, I live in a constant state of existential dread and moderate ennui. The prospect of cosmic horror doesn’t faze me that much.
Did you get drunk between now and two texts ago?
Randomize
