This girl is more easily done than said...
i don't know how to normally transition into sexual activities without being drunk...
I just did something awful... i just had to tell someone... i just used my brothers electric face cleaner as a vibrator
My hot female boss's cubical is right next to mine with a wall between us. Do you think it is too forward to make a glory hole in the wall?
So he saw that playlist i made with his name as the title. i think he's creeped out that I have 106 songs that remind me of him
I reached in my backpack to pull out my laptop. I found my bottle of Jack and 2 bottles of Coke. It's going to be a good class.
At some point last night was I riding a garbage can.. Things are starting to come back to me
Im down. Even tho your nick name intimidates my vagina.
when you wake up in a apartment hallway wearing someone else's shoes, you can pretty much assume last night was a success.
I'm drunk at McDonald's in a fairy costume at 10 am nearly two weeks after Halloween. I don't think the Ohio State fans get it.
The best part about living in a college town is the annual rush of senior girls who want to get in their lesbian experiment before they graduate.
She keeps asking if I've seen him... For the last time YES... IN MY BED LAST FRIDAY NIGHT AND THEN AGAIN SATURDAY MORNING
there is a video of me on Facebook getting mad at a trash bin what the fuck was in your Pepsi
maybe facebook could make a notification like "someone tagged a photo of that guy you used to bang and still think is really hot with his shirt off"
I ripped off the screen and literally supermaned through my bedroom window. That wasted
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