But, the reference to being horny and then blending a banana is troubling
So just talked to them hahah i like that people sat there and watched as you two made out... They said they even had to refill their beers
I wouldn't necessarily call it an addiction, more of a passion. I'm habitually passionate.
Paddidles count extra in the back of a cop car
Hes still not moving. At what point does 'hungover' become 'hospital-time?'
You were yelling at the cops across the street saying they were at the wrong party
my night ended in me puking all over jenna's bed, then me trying to wash the sheets in the toilet.
Somebody left a mini pitcher in the bathroom. Think its safe?
Officially conquered sex on my couch with my dad asleep in the next room
I like how you say "conquered" as if that was your sole mission in life
Definitely broke my toe and messed up my knee walking back. Drink hitch hiking should never happen again.
Wrong. I really wanted to see the movie. And she was on top of me like she was riding a mechanical bull. Who am I to complain? I live to serve.
had a dream that i inhaled my pet bird and started choking. Then I tried smoking from a bong and suddenly I smoked myself inside out. this is what happens when I don't smoke weed. my brain can't function!
I'm wearing fairy wings and I broke my wizard staff. If this isn't the most happy but sad moment of my life , I don't know what is.
If you wake up, and some of your hair is singed off, it probably has something to do with the lit cigarette you put in your hair. You said it could double as a bobby pin...?
Met the hot new neighbor. She's into country music and giving really good bjs. Latter made up for the former.
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