32 messages asking me to suck his dick. And there for a minute i thought i was desperate. ha!
Hahahaha
make that 40.
Is it weird i consider You Sexy Thing our song?
Just accidentally pinched my dick between two 50 pound dumbbells while doing shoulder shrugs. God hates me.
I am drinking at a movie theater seeing a children's movie, 2nd time this week
we decided to do a scavenge hunt for ourself for when we walked back to our apartments. We hid taco bell behind some bushes. I think they are still good.
I'm drugging my best friend. I'm like a whole new level of bitch.
You pulled me aside and handed me a plastic childrens' tea cup full of 151 and said "trust me its a great idea"
If you can't drink with the big boys, give up your beer and go back to the playpen
We are gonna have a bake sale and the preceded will go towards the abortion
listen i get youre a daddy dom but that doesnt give you a pass to make dad jokes
Ur here to start shit and I'm here to light that shit on fire
I bet I give better head than any other PTA mom.
Fuck it, I work hard. I deserve nice sex toys
Hey I had a great night last night but I don't want to lie to you I'm only 19 and that wasn't my place its was my cousin he's gone for the summer and I was just house sitting and watching his cat I'm sorry
woke up between a girl's legs. make your own conclusion.
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