I am really glad that on the inside of a card from your grandparents you have transcribed the rules for circle of death
Words of wisdom-never eat a peanut-butter covered banana on a construction site ever again
My therapist says she wants to work on my 'trust issues'. I think she's found the cash cow within.
I feel like Captain Blackout doesn't do her justice. Brigadier General Blackout is much better.
It was so good the neighbors even had a cigarette.
Talking about the game in the closet with a banana wearing sunglasses.
We decided I could make bicurious-jitos or ho-meh-jitos or heteroflexible-jitos. But not homojitos.
we are torturing ourselves with these mediocre cocks
as she was beating the hell out of his ex, she screamed prison rules, and smashed her head with a beer bottle. I'm oddly afraid yet so attracted to her now.
We are not on the "bring me breakfast" level. He's bringing me penis if I ask for breakfast too I'll just sound greedy
Maybe if more guys knew my pillowtalk occasionally includes me scribbling notebook diagrams of cell signalling pathways, I'd get laid more often
He said i got a new job lets blow this money he bought 4 bottles at the club he is now crying after seeing the reciept
Will you trust fall hold me, so I can pee of this building.
Thanks for the hospitality last night.
You mean sex?
Yes....hospitality.
Well, if you do die, I'll bedazzle your coffin.
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