Incredible sex, Maddow, more sex, spoon, sex again
You're the unicorn of the gay community. Unbelievable and unattainable.
DOES ANYONE KNOW THE NINJA TURTLES
I'm still in shock that he came by my house for five minutes dropped off a Teddy bear and went to the strip club on valentines day
I feel like a squirrel prepping for the winter on dollar beer nights.
That penis will go down in history. It's the Helen of Troy of dicks. I will conquer it and the tale will live on for future generations to learn from
We should drive around in your Jeep on snow days and get stoned while we help random strangers stuck in the snow. So much good karma.
Yeah. I mean it wasn't that awkward. I just made conversation like there was absolutely no lack of pants.
we didnt plan anything. just randomly met up in the park, both reached into our pockets and each lit up a joint without exchanging words. we're telepathic potheads.
She had an asthma attack and had to stop but insisted on getting me off. It's official she's the one
Yeah that's a good idea.. I like to be responsible when I trip my nuts off
I think he's only dating me for my ass...
How are you supposed to wish the guy you send nudes to good luck for the first day of his new job??
I look over and the both of you are naked, and he's eating chicken nuggets off the floor
If I take a couple more shots I won't even know he's a Mormon that drives a motorcycle
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