My mom foundout about my dui nd just called me to come home. I just took acid like 30 min ago. Wht should i do?
she has a miserable personality but its a good think you dont have sex with that
pussy has no personality
Amen to that
I'm not ready for the Pike bikes to move back in to town it was wonderful seeing that sorority house empty all summer
... I'm KD
I just passed on expense account drinking, this must be the worst hangover ever.
Oh my God, that is a gorgeous man. And I wasn't even gay until five minutes ago.
If you're wondering why you have playpen balls it's because we stopped at chuckie cheese on the way home.
Considering the fact that everyone took the wrong jacket from that party, should we casually try to return the chalice and soccer ball we stole from last night?
i woke up soaking wet with shard of glass imbedded in my flesh dangerously close to my dick what happend?!!
BEER BOTTLE SWORD FIGHTHING!!
I woke up at 3:30 this morning to pee. Luckily, I didn't have to travel far as I was asleep in my CLOSET on my yoga mat. Good news is I had a pillow...
He's actually really cute and seems like a good guy. And given that he likes lots of drugs, he could come in handy.
There's nothing wrong with using cocaine to keep my heart rate up in my fitness class.
I'm still here... I feel so bad wearing your mom's cardigan at a strip club 🙈
just went home with a guy that made fun of me in elementary school. this blow job is not going well for him.
The police officer that arrested me Friday night just bought me a shot
I may have made out with your roommate and your cousin tonight. In my defense I thought both of them were your cousin.
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