In the middle of blowin me she stoppped and told me how easy it would be to insert a catheter ..... Apparently she was a nursing major
yes we did fuck in his chapter room. yes it was demeaning. and yes, they probably will discuss it at chapter tonight.
I've blown him so many times I feel like I have a better relationship with his dick than I do with him.
...She was shooting whiskey using a turkey baster...i was horrified.
I don't want to talk. I just want to motorboat those tits
Heed the warning of the ghost of Oktoberfest present: German beer is soooooooo much better than our watered down children's piss. also lost all my clothes and am wearing lederhosen the rest of the trip.
I hate it when fuck holes buy me drinks at the bar. You don't know my order. You don't know me. You don't know where I've been. You don't know my life.
I was scared that I should know him but I was too busy blacking out to remember
He wanted me to strip for him. I told him that we aren't at that serious of a fuck buddy relationship yet
He sent me a selfie with his cat. He has found a way to my heart. And pants.
Your actions as of last night have earned you over thirty new nicknames.
I woke up with jello shots in pant pockets so I must've had fun
My tinder date wouldn't stop talking about the Star Wars movie trailer long enough to fuck me. HOW IS THIS MY LIFE?!?
Lets get drunk. But not too drunk that I can't work in the morning. But maybe drunk enough so we'll make out
This is my life. Currently ordering a gift for my straight married girlfriend's husband from my lesbian married girlfriend.
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