ugh, today is just one of those 'get high before your 8am class' days.
it's like iHOP with fire
Just chased ups truck with a half wiped ass for you. You're making dinner tonight
He said something pertaining to Ragu and vodka I'm worried
Don't know how I even got in. I pulled my id out and threw it at the bouncer, and he just picked it up, checked it, and let me in.
It was cool in an 'oh shit I'm gonna get arrested' way.
Sounds good! I plan on writing a book entitled: I've Probably Done Cocaine In Your Bathroom. A tell-all by Lauren.
You. Me. A bottle of Vodka. The wilderness.
if all that ever happens for the rest of forever is drinking wine and eating popcorn, ill be okay
My life has come to reading articles about dating an ex heroin addict. I'm doing well.
we played animal sounds and i linked arms with her cuz we were both cats....fate and my community college drama teacher have chosen my one night stand
WHO ARE THESE GUYS WHY AN ORGRY ON A MONDAY LMAO
Your bf is wearing nothing but a cape, I mean absolutely NOTHING but a cape. I know you said he looks like Thor but this is getting a bit ridiculous.
It's not even 7 yet. She's singing you are my sunshine to the smirnoff bottle.
i bet he makes cat noises to excite himself.
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