She looked like Sean Connery with cleft lip. So to answer your question, yes I put it in her butt.
im walking the streets of bville with a bag of cat food..looking for my car. i dont ever want to turn 21 again.
today is monday, i feel like we should do something illegal
just witnessed some guy trade his friend $5 and a condom for his keys.
woke up with the bag of wine duct taped to my shoulder.
Hes still mad that I left the room mid-hookup to go get a pickle from the fridge.
It took me 6months to figure out that he only had one testicle.
He wouldn't let me go down on him. He stopped me and told me he was a giver.
You were with some girl. Your exs best friend. Your shirt was half undone and she was telling you to put your penis away. It wasn't out but you wanted to. Patron is your weaknes.
He dared me to drink a bottle of olive oil in exchange for a 30 pack... So much for loosing the freshman fifteen this year.
I feel like everytime I call him he's either fucking or getting into trouble. It's really disturbing that he presses the answer button and then proceeds to fuck her harder.
In case you're keeping score at home, this is Brad's SECOND Doritos-related trip to the ER.
Also, I wish we had magnetic nipple rings and our boobs stuck together.
I can't hookup with a guy in my car because it smells like Taco Bell..
probably because i sent a bunch of guys a snap saying happy one year to my nipple piercings
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