Sexting assembly today. Fuck yes
Tip #47, don't trim the bush when you have the shakes!
im over her. I got weed and youtube. everything i could ever ask for.
the best job he will get is a sex ed teacher in alabama
are you aware you chucked your pizza at a girl's face after the bar last night?
I feel like my teeth are sweating.
Chasing tequila with honey. Ill let you know how it turns out.
He met a random girl on the bus home and decided to go to Spain with her. The blackout decisions are becoming internationally epic. He has work in the morning.
My body is being held together with whiskey, nicotine, duct tape and a little bit of hope...
Hahahahahahhajahahahahajajjajahjahahajahahajajahahahajjajajahahjajajajajahahahajjjajajaahhahhahahahahahahahaha dominos taxi
Whoever owns the butter that i always steal out of the office fridge definitely put THC butter in there this time. Shit just got real.
Besides the kids on acid... I was the highest kid there
You can't just snapchat me a picture of a pregnancy test and then not answer your phone
I COULD CUT A FUCKING DIAMOND WITH MY RIGHT NIPPLE RIGHT NOW HOLY FUCK
It was great. We stayed up all night talking about objects he'd put in his theoretical vagina.
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