Yeah, it was perfect until the end. Apparently women are super attracted to me until the sleeping with part.
it was a shit show
We all have our days. But yours might be on the internet.
so for future reference,at what point did you feel like a line had been crossed?
He fucked my earring out of my ear. Of course he's coming over again.
well, 500 bucks doesn't grown on trees, and i need that bear suit for any chance of vagina access.
I haven't seen any of my friends sober in months. We have classes together.
someone just laughed at me while i'm laying on the floor waiting for the bus. like they've never been hungover.
Clusterfucked is a frowned upon word in work related emails
My biggest accomplishment thus far this summer is having sex 5 weeks after hip surgery.
yeah...that's gonna come up in court
So did he inherit the massive family cock?
:(
just woke up and currently drinking copious amounts of eggnog straight from the carton to replenish the electrolytes lost last night
I may have had several rum punches and then gone to the store and used European cucumbers to prove my baton twirling prowess.
if wiping your ass w an envelope isnt the definition of hitting "financial rock bottom " then nothing is!
I'm pretty sure I smell like alcoholism and shame. And it's not a pretty scent.
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