Bc you can definitely buy condoms if ur a 14 year old girl
so i decided not to tell her that her fiance is cheating since i already bought the bridesmaid dess
guys i just found a dildo in the laundry room and its purple
whats a dildo? isnt that like a fancy piece of bread?
no i did not stop my best friend from eating out my sister...bros before hoes
tailgaiting my last final, a perfect sendoff.
The Wii Fit is already telling me I'm an alcoholic.
I hate nights where "I found my underwear" can be considered a victory.
like stop trying to get a relationship out of this when i'm clearly in the drunken mistakes part of my life.
We're gona eat taco bell and then take exlax and see who can hold it in the longest. Loser has to pay for drinks all weekend. You in?
Stay positive! You think people like sad vaginas? NO! You'll get some!
If there's anything else you're planning on stealing from me, please let me know so I can set it on fire
Dicks are not precious.
i feel like a cleansing fire is the only way to purify the house
Definitely the only person to buy 2 handles a 2 bottles of champagne & 3 thirties while wearing a fanny pack
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