And then like 10 minutes later they were taking a bath together. HOW DOES HE DO IT.
I want to apologize in advance in the event I put my boobs in your face
Resolution for 2011: blow jobs are a privilege, not a right.
We need to reprogram your vagina to say "no"
Realistically anyone can come I don't care it's Boston what do I own boston? No. I just don't want people who are gonna give me "why are you doing that" kinda look when I take birthday shots out of my birthday babe shot glass necklace.
I was making out with him, and then his friend randomly took off my pants and started going down on me. My first semi-threesome was a success.
drunk caitlyn doesn't know how to work gmail. so know an email has been sent to the entire campus with a picture of me naked eating a bagel attached.
He drops f bombs like every other word and he just gave me 127 shares of tmobile stock for free. I feel like I should pay him back in blow jobs or something.
Dude so help me god I WILL weigh a penis one day
I need a drink. No, several. I need several drinks. Drunk, I need to be drunk. Definitely need to be drunk
Lost my anal v card with Peter Thiel's RNC speech on in the background. Unbelievably appropriate
I was told I look like trouble once and that was by a fireman at the sex show. I was carrying two beers and a penis pinata.
As a member of the kink community, I feel grossly misrepresented
ONE DAY CAN WE PLEASE HAVE SECRET SEX. PREFERABLY IN AN ANCIENT PYRAMID BUT I'M NOT OPPOSED TO A 4 STAR HOTEL
Sorry. I was preoccupied thinking about penises
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