theres a middle aged lesbian couple holding hands on the bus and a 17 or 18 year old christian girl visibly staring freaked out and audibly praying about it
Either your mom needs to stop making spagetti or we need to lay off the anal. I cant tell you how much im in pain.
Spagetti cuz im not giving up the other one.
he stole me 6 pairs of frilly undies and proclaimed "your ass looks like a 5 in those. it'll be a 10 in these bad boys". every girl needs a gay bff.
Its like the long john silvers of colleges, I wouldnt even go there to use the bathroom
I'm more concerned as to why he has a playlist entitled Dem Club Beats.
can you put a coffee maker in the dish washer? yo know what, nvm i want to be surprised
I just got hit on by my highschool french teacher. I need to stop going to this bar.
he kept his composure pretty well until he puked on the cop car
The freshman next to me just said "I was rocking out on my way here to Dave Matthews..." I wish I would have passed this class the first time.
I think drinking everclear was a better idea than taking a night class.
I am the kind of drunk to where i can still drive a golf cart
Like you can't just be like oh bb and THEN SEND ME A FUCKING PICTURE OF MY 8TH GRADE FAT SELF IN A TACO COSTUME
I want to fling myself into the sun
Wanna get drunk and play candy land? If so you are 2 steps behind.
I asked you why you bought a sword and you then replied with the greek alphabet and then tried to assure me that samurais are apart of greek life.
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