Your an asshole
Actually, it's "you're an asshole"
My point exactly
i would give spencer pratt a bj just so i could bite his dick off
he'd just find a way to get more famous from being a eunich.
You were screaming at a bartender last night for not referring to you as god.
and apparently I tried to pay for beer with a tampon.
her underwear stopped being sexy when i saw her pubes sticking out of the top.
on a side note you can NOT make bong water out of a pear
He has a tattoo of a carebear. This is not happening.
will emailing you the 64 kama sutra positions I want to try during the 3 days your here turn you on or terrify you?
Security said no more parties of this kind. To me that translates to Theme party this weekend.
ride him like a prized pony all the way to orgasm town.
I have no idea where I am, where my pants are, there is cheese stuck to my ass.. Why do I have your phone?
shot for shot with some guy twice your age to prove Detroit hustles harder then you left with him. We're tracking you
And then you proceeded to sneak behind thee bar and hold up an empty bottle of vodka and scream LOOK WHO THE BARTENDER IS NOW BITCH!
You'd love her. She's outspoken like us. And appreciates a big penis and a strong drink.
Took an adderall for the first time in a few weeks. Spent 45 minutes peeling an orange TO PERFECTION.
At the light, his mom pulled up next to us while I was giving him road head. He forgot to tell me she was meeting us at the movie. So long story short, I convinced her I drove myself, pick me up in 20.
It started off with wine and ended up with me in only my pearls and heels. It was about the classiest sexual experience I've ever had.
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