Good. I was naked most of the night. But sometimes I would wear my tux vest...But only my tux vest. It was classy
Let's get naked and see who's stronger.
He was dressed in cheap leather and smelled like death.
he was humming party in the usa while we were having sex.
In other news I saw a pack of make believe zombies walking down green st.
gotta love wednesdays
I mean I found and stalk his moms facebook.. that obsessed.
hes a good boy he deserves a good blow
Breakfast tacos?
YOU ARE A FOUNTAIN OF GREAT IDEAS
I kind of drew a blank when the doctor asked me how I got super glue up my nose.
I feel like everyone would be happy with that as a present too. "Oh you got me pussy for Christmas?! How'd you know?!"
He was so good, that I'm pretty sure he fucked his religion into me. P.S. I'm Jewish now.
I just took the soggiest of beer shits and all i have to eat is shredded cheese and more beer. I need an adult.
I'm making a quesadilla and including it in the picture because that's the only way I think I can send her dick pics.
I just found out two girls I dated met each other, bonded over how much they hate me, started dating and are gonna get married soon.
There's a fuckload of syrup all over the floor.
Randomize
