You American Chicks are so confusing....1 day you are on my nuts next day you be trippin
Dude its not just American chicks...a small penis is the same in every language
every time i get drunk at her place i end up leaving with nothing but an empty box of toaster strudels..
Weird. Haha. I guess taking advice from batman is a good idea.
It's when I'm in my pajamas and in need of a gin delivery that I miss NYC most of all.
K. On the way. I need a drink.
Like a drink drink or like water?
Have we met?
like a sex slave...but with a better dental insurance plan
Found myself carrying 2 bottles of .89 euro wine about half a mile to where im staying. and someone stopped me and spoke to english. apparently, i reek of drunk american.
Currently emptying half-full wine bottles from fridge into my mouth and refilling with water for later. Drunk survivalist recycling!
Can we talk about the fact that I plucked weed off your ass this morning like it's a normal thing to do?
i threw up in his garden in front of like five people smoking a joint. they let me have a hit after i was done so it was okay
I think he should just go away to a small penis island and never come back
LEAVE ME AND MY NIPPLES ALONE
I'm a hopeless romantic with the sex drive of a married politician. IM DOOMED.
long story short... we may or may not have lost your car.
I'm waiting for you in a manthong right now.
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