I justed realized that the word 'turd" is present in saturday
i have yet to find a random guy that would make me want to do any position besides missionary, these are what normal people call "applying standards"
I think I might stay on campus instead of going home for thanksgiving and see how many townies I can hook up with and no one will be around to judge
Your like the Mozart of blow jobs, you make every other girl seem like cheesy elevator music.
I just want to point out that nothing makes my hickie/hangover more obvious than sleeping in a scarf and sunglasses. nothing.
Whiskey and I have a long and stories tradition of excellence
I'm with the hottest fuckin fire fighter right now. I'm ready to fake my own death.
I think these people may actually be nudists. You know it's bad when I feel uncomfortable.
Will you be my therapist? I don't want to tell me secrets to a strange person and be judged all over again when you have already taken the time to do it. Oh and I will pay you with alcohol
dont eat that thats our sex nutella.
Need to find a Santa hat to fit my penis, he deserves to be festive too.
There's just no proper way to thank a man for that many consecutive orgasims.
Her boyfriend offered to buy me a vibrator. I'm not sure how to feel about that.
He said we had an hour long conversation about how awesome I was.
Just paid for birth control in all ones do you think she is judging me?
Randomize
