yes, the chronicles of narnia is exactly what happens when you do crack inside of a wardrobe.
These 3 days between Christmas and new years when all the bosses are on vacation are essentially a competition to see who can do the least amount of work
I literally sat down and peed with my underwear still on. How does that happen?
You convinced us both to take shots of jack Daniels through our eyes.
DAMMIT. BOHEMIAN RHAPSODY IS GONNA GET STUCK IN MY HEAD AGAIN. FUCK YOU OLYMPICS.
This storm betta not fuck with taco tuesday
Does taking an old homeless guy to the strip club, buying him lap dances, and calling him pops all night count as a good deed???
It might've been him telling me last night that he "doesn't even need beer goggles to fuck me." When I thought that was sweet, I realized something needed to change.
Oh and an honorable mention for your father's porn collection. Things I'll never forget.
why isn't there a kind of gay where i let guys give me head but they don't expect me to give it back? i could be that kind of gay
He was that good?
a homeless man let us know that my friend was asleep in the bushes outside my house on main street. So just a small get together.
while on the topic of showers...why is there apple juice in our bathtub?
Lest it die in the depths of eternal drunken recall denial...we peed in the street. Middle of the street. Simultaneously. Peed. Street. Middle of street.
You ever fart so hard it made you cum a little? A "friend of mine" wanted to know.
FINE I guess I'll just drink regular coke like a PLEBIAN.
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