she was a 2....and a legitimate 2. like, helen keller is a 1, this girl...2.
I'm seeing double. Its like being in a room full of people
Apparently I'm the guy that didn't get the memo that Afliction and wifebeaters were the proper attire for tonight... so I'll just sit here alone in my sweatervest and be judged.
that was you who tried to jump in front of my car in the monkey suit wasnt it
using smirnoff bottles as a pillow actually isnt as uncomfortable as you would think
He put up a Facebook album attempting to sell off their Harvard furniture. Items for sale include: his friend, a broken lamp, an item described as a 'carpet and/or sleeping bag', a pair of paint stained cargo pants, size 'Tyler', and a self proclaimed $3 bottle of wine, which he is offering for $2
The US State Dept doesn't need to know I'm a high strung drunken whore.
well hes been the bathroom for like 15 mins so he either feels comfortable enough to puke/ shit in my apartment or he escaped out the window
Also when i was high i would close my eyes and see a puppy on a grill having pancake batter poured on it.... And for whatever reason it was fucking hilarious.
I'M NOT READY TO BE AB ADULT YET!!!
There was so much jailbait at the festival that there was no other option but to drink my morals away
Only you would have a vasectomy while you're awake and report on the soundtrack first
i can eat my weight in tater tots. don't test me, bitch
Fuck the library it's too quiet and makes me uneasy. I feel like I'm so isolated I should take off my pants or something
You cannot ask her to resend the picture of her genital tattoo to you just so you can show your room mate. it is time to end your relationship with the Captain.
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