what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
At what point in time did you think it was ok to jizz in my hair while I slept??
Around the time you told me my brothers dick was bigger.
you woulda been proud of me tonight though. i only made out with 2 guys. and in my defense one of them was to get a job after graduation.
Nobody in the ambulance liked me...
Apparently he's into classy girls that wear sweaters and don't throw up on him when they go out.
Singing high school musical songs with an old Russian woman I met on the bus. What are you doing?
I swear god is testing me by giving me awesome guys with tiny penises
Master Skywalker, there are too many of them. What am I going to do?
Hit on the one in the red shorts. The thirst is strong with this one.
You know you had a good night when you wake up cuddling a baseball bat and a can of chicken noodle soup.
Your brother's naked in the courtyard again. Just a head's up.
Did I wash my face last night at your house? Where did my eyebrows go??
I wish I could open myself up and check on my liver. Make sure it's hanging on. Ya know?
People probably think I’m a fangirl bc I go to so many shows but it’s really bc I like fucking the tour manager
How did the test come back?
I've never been so happy to have a yeast infection. And i got a free pack of birth control
Sorry I fucked your cousin. Again. I just wanted him to take me on his boat.
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