So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
btw, your gf is going to want to talk to you today...and consequently you're probably not going to want to talk to me...just a heads up
You don't give head? I'm offended and I don't even have a cock...
we were playing true or dare on a webcam chat and i was way to drunk ...i ended up having to drink my own piss outta a beer bottle, life couldnt get any worse right now
Lets get really high and only speak Spanish to each other again tonight
I don't talk to her anymore. I lit her birthday presents on fire. Who the fuck puts candles that close to tissue paper?
guess who's eating a vending machine cheese danish, has no panties on, and is still the classiest bitch at this bus stop?
Used my jumper cables as a bottle opener last night. Really pleased with my problem solving skills.
So roofie roulette was a success but I'm a little worried that the 2 who got the tainted beer still haven't contacted anyone...
I think you handled your pregnancy scares better than that cricket in your bathroom
My heart says buy the granny panties, but my vagina says don't throw in the towel yet.
I will feed you tacos. I will touch your butt. Happy Valentine's Day ❤️
I just spent 45 minutes and a really well-put together Power Point trying to convince her to use my dog as baby Jesus in her church's play.
I need mimosas to revive my soul
I'd send you a picture as proof but I want to marry him some day and that would be a deal breaker.
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