I am going to fall madly in love with a ginger, marry the ginger and have lil ginger children running all around town. Oy
You shut your mouth
i just heard her through the wall saying "not on my face! NOT on my face!" then a scream and "I SAID NOT ON MY FACE!!!"...nice work dude.
making an appointment with student health services to check out my pinkeye on 4/20. they are going to thing this is such a joke
I am willing to take shots of vanilla extract. That's how this night has been.
At what point does "I'm too high to deal with you right now" stop being rude?
Although I commend your efforts to keep my penis away from her, your sister is now booty walking up my stairs. Good game though, good game.
I left my pipe in my center console with a bowl packed when I took my car to the shop, and when I picked it up the weed had been smoked, but my oil change was only half price.
I just had nipple jewelry returned to me in the law library.
Some guy offered you 100 bucks last night to suck your toes. I had to drag you away while you were yelling at me, "Stop money cock blocking me!"
That's just where I'm at in my life.
You yelled "I gave my neighbor some of my bitch sauce" and then passed out. You now have drinking limits with us.
I kept resisting the urge to yell "2 for 2!" so they could hear me on the other side of the wall.
I tolerate his mediocre drunk sex for the mind blowing morning sex. More than worth it.
If I ever go to jail it will be because of you, I can feel it.
I'm by the tree and the Dora the explorer balloon .. Look for the Dora the explorer balloon
That cat I follow on Facebook beat cancer so we're drinking tonight in celebration
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