I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
I'm so ready for finals. She finally agreed to skypesex me from spain so now i'm up until 4am studying every morning waiting for her to get online
She liked every single Facebook status in her newsfeed and then made her status 'I LIKE U GUYS'
Its a bummer that corporate america doesn't believe in $2 u call its on a Sunday night
we were running to make last call and you stopped me and said very seriously "if i fall, go on without me. just make sure theres a beer in my hand when you go"
Just saw a midget on a motorcycle. Best sight for a hangover ever.
Went to the doctor's today. The lady took one look at my throat and said "oh god"
Too much penis in there.
..puke & rally mid art final. HAPPY CINCO DE MAYO!
I fell into a manhole last night, so there's that
do you ever look at a card in your wallet and reminisce about all of the drugs youve done with it?
On a happier note, I can fit in my old shorts. Dope does have its perks
When you accidentally text the wrong guy for a dick pic and your surprised you get one In return. He just got on my "to do" list
One of the finest moments in my life was when I was puking in between my legs as I was shitting, and thought to myself "hmm this shall be called shomiting."
I better get weekly incoherent text messages or I will assume something is wrong.
It's totally a relationship. we have sex in other people's beds, watch mad men while high and get drunk on his teammates' beer. don't you dare stomp on my dreams with your societal judgments
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