arkansas has a gas station called kum and go....story of my life
she's got a whisker from her dead cat taped to the wall. I'm pretty sure that about sums it up...
easter eggs filled with ecstasy. it's what jesus would do.
You will not judge me for my made-up holiday of wine appreciation day
Nothing like wearing your heels and smelling like henney in the afternoon
Covered in confetti and bad decisions
It was the textbook our-balls-touched-while-engaged-in-a-threesome-with-our-bosses-wife conversation.
It amazes and alarms me I'm not shocked to read that.
I used that money i stole from the stripper last night to pay for my date tonight.
We're using joints as your birthday candles
Nah, just ran around, pinned random men to walls, bit their lips of and booked it.
I swear I can't go out anymore. It's like he put a GPS in my dick. I don't know if I should feel awkward or proud...
that's the second time I've left that bar and slept with the person that's driven my car. thank god I don't take cabs..
good news: i got laid. bad news: by your boyfriend
That shit was hard as fuck. It felt like a mountain entering my vagina.
I screamed "You look like a guy I've fucked!" to your brother at a party... I have some explaining to do.
This whole thing is fucking bullshit. I should be wasting all my hard-earned money at Planet Con this weekend but NOOOOOOOOO. Now I'll never get Roy Thomas to sign my comic
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