Like all of my pajamas are shirts of guys I shacked with in college
sometimes in life you just needs hand puppets
Soooo billy mays was on coke. I'm about as shocked as I was when Clay Aiken came out
his personality makes his face look like an asshole.
i literally in my bathroom watching tv from across the hall while trying not to fall asleep with my dog keeping my feet warm. wednesday's shouldnt be like this
Ong my arms are moving wo my consent
I will pre answer that I did not see it the fun way. He was peeing outside.
She came to class yesterday wearing a shirt saying Maybe Partying Will Help. Showed up to class today and puked three times.
Awareness is good for change and all, but ignorance is bliss. I like bliss.
He wanted me to choke him with my feet. So now I feel obligated to start writing my memoir
That portion can talk about stepping out of your comfort zone and how it can potentially kill people
Why was I drunk tweeting incorrect Beyonce lyrics last night?
And as drunk as I was I was able to show my mom how to make text italicized in Microsoft word
right now I am washing the alcohol and shame off from last night
before i could order beers she was on stage 69ing with a stripper
i'm pretty sure my brother is still drunk from last night. he's telling my parents that humans are at the top of the food chain for a reason and listing off all the exotic animals he would eat
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