That was rough. We had a 50% puke rate and 100% still drunk rate at lunch
He keeps asking where i got my clothes and accessories. i'm not sure if he wants to fuck me, or go shopping.
you had sex with a 30 year old who doesn't have a cell phone but does have an 8 year old son.
he's 29.
he ran me a hot bath. i thought i was in a pot and was going to be eaten. i was strangely ok with this
the girl in my class has a rolling backpack and just told it to stay. im too hungover for this.
I just feel like Im gonna be remembered as that one RA guy that used to sell weed
This vodka tastes like I'm not going to class tomorrow.
Last thing I remember clearly was, "ok, but if we're are gonna get drunk before class, there's no half-doing this"
Is it inception if it feels like another uterus is going to burst out of my current uterus?
In the ER with Chelz, I may have broken her ankle during sex. Lovely.
woke up with empty beer can still duct taped into my fists and the word "dove" written on the back of my neck
Gonna play a drinking game called drink til I feel my emotions. The things I do so I can be a therapist
So besides your brother walking in on you shaving and singing "I'm gonna get asssss" how was your night
I was going to be upset with you on moral grounds but then i realized free chocolate was involved
Walking into my bedroom & smelling stale sex & disappointment isn't how I envisioned being 39, in case you were wondering.
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