Sex on a kitchen table is not as amazing as they make is seem in the movies.
Girls only wine night turned into a sloppy drunk lesbian orgy again
a guy tried paying for lapdances with cds, who uses those anymore?
i don't think they understood the house was collapsing. they kept dancing and jumping and asking for more cups.
Ran into him again last night, stole his glowstick and walked away. The glowstick mountain in my room keeps growing.
Things you do not want to hear after sex: I almost lost my gum in your pussy. Really dude, don't share that with me!
He was my first. He knew. He knew right there I was wrapped around his penis.
I just had a very enlightening conversation with my hat. we need more of whatever the fuck that was.
He said he "doesnt care at all, really" if I shave my legs or not. Challenge accepted.
I'm spring cleaning all of the fuck boys out of my life.
I saw seagulls fucking earlier today. What have you done with your life recently?
If you could not mention to him that I slept with his best friend, that'd be cool of you.
He described his sex dream about me using only emojis
I just watched my high school guidance counselor pee in the backyard of this party.
I don't even know if he's actually hot or just hot because he plays hockey..
You did not just say that.
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