I'm at a bar that has girls so awful looking even you would not have sex with them.
Well... I doubt that.
I reached in my backpack to pull out my laptop. I found my bottle of Jack and 2 bottles of Coke. It's going to be a good class.
you have no idea how wierd it is to get nudes while talking to grandma
Had her hockey skates on in the house. Whole floor is ruined.
Lmao. We just snorted some mystery powder uriah found packged up in my car, that i know has been in there almost a year... Its adventure time.
Oh my God. He stopped counting at 22.. His senior year. I feel the STDs infecting my taint as we speak.
She is larger then a hippo. You could cut her open in the middle of a blizzard and crawl in like Luke skywalker. Throw a couch and a tv in there and you're set
I understand why they say don't drink the water in Mexico... I just saw 5 guys piss upstream of where the bar tender went to get the water
An image of us stuck like that like Pompeii comes to mind. A wonder for future anthropologists
I was trying to get everyone to go to the bar but I puked on my hands, so nobody took me seriously.
He also has scotch. LOTS AND LOTS of scotch. I think you'd like him!
That is always a wonderful personality trait!
We had sex and I never took my mets hat off... I feel like Duda knows and approves.
She was topless, yelling this is Sparta, threatening to push her dad into the sewer. I am pretty sure she won't be at school.
I have no idea, I usually just project my awkwardness out like a mating call until it draws other awkward members of the opposite sex out from the bushes
So then edible panties?
Jesus no he likes candy too much, I'd lose a lip
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