and that's why we call him explosion in my pants. no one remembers his real name.
got some bad news about ur virginity. she didnt make it thru the night
After watching Cinemax for a few months, real porn just grosses me out.
i will pay you if you can come get me. he just suggested that we would have a hockey themed wedding.
Aside from the fact that there's a penis in my mouth, that's a pretty good picture of me
found my necklace. it was safe with all 6 boxes of peeps that i bought that night.
second roommate of the year to get clamydia. go life.
Get your penis over here NOW. emergency
I think I ate my cheesy fiesta potatoes cup.
BEHOLD THE MORNING PIGEON
SANCTIFY THE CHALK TADPOLE
THERE IS NO SOBRIETY. ONLY ZUUL.
I have just found the cubicle of sustenance. And I will rejoice at all the families that have not found this magic. This vodka cubicle of magic.
You yelled This cop is arresting me for possession! Possession of MARIJUANA!!", everyone cheered, and you let him handcuff you and take you away.
Idk man there's lots of bad dick but even a bad cookie is still pretty good
I never said it was inaccurate, I said I hate you.
I gotta do like a month's worth of catch-up personal hygiene today in prep for Christmas so extended family doesn't ask if I'm depressed.
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