Semi hypothetical question. Do you think its physically possible to bruise your clit?
it never fails, everytime he manages to fuck my earrings out of my ears.
I'm getting very mixed reviews. One friend told me to stop drinking bc the last 3 times he's heard from me I've either peed my pants, been throwing up, or people have been having sex beside me.
Strangely enough I'm encouraging you to keep drinking for all the same reasons.
i just woke up reverse cowgirl on my couch. fully clothed. my laptop is on the floor sideways. blasting gay porn and lady gaga. pizza crust everywhere. goodmorning.
Quick question, when did I develop feelings, and how can I make them go away?
That's two questions.
Road trip to buy me a baby zebra..are you in or are you in?
Let's just say he sent me a picture of his dick and I was more impressed with the collection of video games he had in the background...
i told myself when i was 16 i would never fuck an Alan. now i've fucked 3 and i'm punching my 16-year-old self in the face
Building a door into the garage so when I bring girls home my mom doesn't wake up.
Pathetic yet considerate
that pic of me and the hulking football player sure does come in handy when creepy guys hit on me at the bar.
Last night I got drunk on margaritas at an Irish pub and came home with only one shoe. I have to get my shit together.
You really know how to show Monday who's boss.
Dude she smelled like bar-b-que sauce. I can't think of anything better.
How likely is it that we can see each other tomorrow night? I want to shave my legs in good faith but it's cold outside and my bathroom is drafty.
If we're going to communicate going forward, you'll need to be versed in Gillian Anderson.
Oral stamina is what keeps life exciting
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