Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
So he says "lean over this" which is a chain across the doorway, held into the wall with bolts. I do. Then he puts his weight on top of me to try and get it in.
It breaks. We fall.
I now have a broken nose, a concussion, and an infected, split lip. Why do I have the worst luck in guys?
hey can i ask you a kinda weird question?
i know what the question is. yes they are bigger, and no i did not get plastic surgery
are you drunk enough to hook up with me yet?
She's not depressed. She's just sober. It's like the same thing.
my mom just wingman'd for me at a bar. i really don't know what else to say.
The straight man in me wants to hit on her. But the gay man in me wants to compliment her on her awesome outfit.
Every once in a while you'd chuckle to yourself, and when I asked you what's so funny u replied "sometimes my toes tickle eachother"
I'll be gone when you wake up but you hit a girl so I knocked you out. Never hit a girl. Unless it's with your penis.
its just been over 12 hours, and i`m dying, don`t know how i`m supposed to survive the holidays sexless
A group of drunk Marines just serenaded me, never leaving this place
I'm a dude in a dress, who came to a party with Holly GoLightly, got hit on by Bambi's mom, and wants to do terrible things to Link. Halloween is weird
chasing tequila with frosting. best baby shower ever.
You're having marijuana delivered to you. You're buying drugs and you aren't even leaving the house. I'm sure he'll be surprised if you're NOT wearing a bathrobe.
It's okay to admit that you're into redheads.
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